Request for funding

Hi everybody. Are you loaded with cash? Do you want a great investment opportunity? Are you tired of buying the newest and flashiest electronics just to see them gather dust on your shelves?

If so, boy do I have an opportunity for you. I am looking for lots of money to finance my as of yet totally unplanned and hopefully semi-spontaneous, rowdy, and mind-blowing Cape to Cairo trek. Alternatively, I am looking for a Land Cruiser and a gas allowance available for pickup in Cape Town.

Returns on your investment may include but are not limited to: great pictures, stories, and feverish, rambling journal entries about getting stuck in the mud and attacks by wild animals.

Let me know if you are interested or know some questionable people who are.